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Clubhouse Yarns – Off-Course Drinking Games
You’ve survived 18 holes. Shoes are loosened, scorecards are being reinterpreted, and stories are already improving. Welcome to off-course golf drinking games — the 19th hole, the pub, and anywhere the phrase “just one more” lives. These games are about laughs, stories, and mateship — not getting blind. Be a good human: Eat something. Drink water. Look after your mates. No drink driving. Hole-by-hole scorecard recap: Worst score on a hole drinks. Best score a
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4 days ago1 min read


Clubhouse Yarns – Golf Drinking Games for Large Groups
Big golf groups don’t need much encouragement. All it usually takes is an early tee time, a couple of eskies, and a group chat that absolutely should not survive the weekend. Bucks trips. Society days. Golf trips where someone says “What could possibly go wrong?” before the first tee shot. These games are built for large groups — where chaos is inevitable and the only real goal is laughs, stories, and everyone getting home safely. Ground rules (because someone has
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May 202 min read


Range Chat – Goal Setting for Better Golf (Without Turning It Into Homework)
Every golfer wants to play better. Longer drives. Fewer blow-up holes. And maybe finally beating that mate who never shuts up. But wanting it and actually improving are different things. If your plan is just hitting balls and hoping for the best, that’s not a plan. Goals give your practice direction. Without them, practice becomes random — and random practice leads to random results. The biggest mistake golfers make: Vague goals. “Get better at putting”
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May 151 min read


Clubhouse Yarns – Golf Drinking Games for a Foursome
Four players is the perfect mix of banter, alliances, and someone always watching. Golf drinking games belong in a foursome. Chaos feels organised and the scorecard becomes optional. Wolf: Wolf wins = others drink. Wolf loses = double. Birdie Cheers: Birdie = others drink. Eagle = finish drink. Fairway or Drink: Miss fairway = drink. Water Hazard: Ball in water = two sips. Bunker Nightmare: Each bunker shot costs a sip. Three-Putt Tribunal: Three-pu
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May 131 min read


Range Chat – Golf Break Alternatives: How to Reset Without Quitting
Every golfer hits that point. Scores won’t budge. Swings feel cooked. And the thought creeps in — maybe I just need a break from golf. Before you park the clubs, here’s the truth: You don’t need less golf. You need different golf. When scores stall, it’s usually not effort — it’s direction. Change how you practise: Add variety. Focus inside 100 metres. Use pressure games. Practise uneven lies and recovery shots. Get a fresh set of eyes: A lesson can ide
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May 81 min read


Clubhouse Yarns – Golf Drinking Games for 3 Players or More
Three-player golf is a strange beast. There’s usually one bloke playing well, one playing terribly, and one somehow losing and drinking the most. Add a few drinking rules and suddenly every shot matters. Wolf (Three-Player Edition): If the Wolf wins, the odd player drinks. If the Wolf loses, the Wolf drinks. Bingo Bango Bongo: Fewest points on the hole drinks. Greenies: Closest to the pin decides who drinks. The Sixes Game: If the Six scores a six, other
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May 61 min read


Range Chat – When Practicing Golf: How Many Balls Should You Actually Hit?
There’s a belief that’s floated around driving ranges forever: “If I just hit more balls, I’ll get better.” It sounds logical — but it’s mostly wrong. Hitting a mountain of balls might make you tired and sweaty, but it doesn’t guarantee improvement. In fact, once fatigue sets in, bad habits creep in fast. More balls does not equal better practice. Once you’re tired: Focus drops. Mechanics slip. Feedback gets ignored. That’s how mistakes get reinforced.
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May 11 min read


Clubhouse Yarns – Golf Drinking Games for 2 Players
Some rounds are about scorecards. Others are about beating one mate and reminding him about it forever. When it’s just two of you, drinking games hit harder — nowhere to hide. Mulligan Madness: Every mulligan costs a sip. Fairway or Fail-Way: Miss fairway = drink. Hit fairway = mate drinks. Three-Putt Punishment: Three-putt = finish drink. Hazard Play: Water or bunker = drink. Even or Odd: Choose holes. Finish drink before hole ends. Beer Handicap:
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Apr 291 min read


Range Chat – What’s the Point of Practising Golf, Anyway?
Let’s be honest. Most of us rock up to the range, dump a bucket of balls on the mat, start ripping drivers, and quietly hope something magical happens. Sometimes it does. Most times… not so much. Practice without a purpose is just exercise with golf clubs. Before you start swinging, you should know why you’re there. There are three real reasons golfers practise. Practice for long-term improvement: This is the work that actually moves your handicap. It foc
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Apr 241 min read


Clubhouse Yarns – Golf Drinking Games
Golf’s a funny old game. One minute you’re flushing irons. The next you’re knee-deep in the scrub wondering how that ball got there. That’s where golf drinking games come in — not to ruin the round, but to rescue it. This is the Ball Bloke guide to golf drinking games for all group sizes. Before you start: Know your limits. Drink water. Respect the course and staff. No drink driving — cars or buggies. Why golf drinking games work: They soften bad rounds, brin
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Apr 221 min read


Range Chat – The Most Fun Way to Practise Golf (Without It Feeling Like Practice)
Most golfers don’t love practice. They hit a few balls, scroll their phone, and leave wondering why nothing’s changing. That’s not laziness — that’s boring practice. The best way to get better at golf is also the most enjoyable. If practice feels like a chore, it’s not working. Golfers improve faster when practice feels like play. Games, challenges, and competition keep your brain engaged. Practising with mates helps more than you think: You stay focused. Y
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Apr 171 min read


Clubhouse Yarns – The 80 Percent Rule
Every golfer knows this moment. You’re standing over a shot that looks unreal if it comes off — carry the water, cut the corner, thread a gap that barely exists. And then reality shows up and ruins your scorecard. That’s where the 80 Percent Rule comes in. Don’t play a shot on the course unless you can pull it off successfully at least 80% of the time in practice. If you can’t hit the shot most of the time on the range, expecting it to work under pressure is fa
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Apr 151 min read


Range Chat – The Toughest Step Toward Better Golf Practice
Golf is full of promises. One tip. One drill. One swing thought that’s meant to fix everything. Yet most golfers keep practising and don’t actually get much better. The problem isn’t effort. It’s focus. You only get better when you practise one thing at a time. Most golfers arrive at the range and try to fix everything in one session. Ball striking. Direction. Distance. Tempo. That’s not practice — that’s chaos. Before you can focus, you need to ch
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Apr 101 min read


Clubhouse Yarns – Thinking of Quitting Golf
Every golfer hits this point. You stand on the tee already annoyed. Swing thoughts everywhere. Patience gone. And somewhere around the 12th hole, the thought creeps in: “Why do I even bother?” If you’ve ever thought about quitting golf — or “just taking a break for a bit” — you’re not weak. You’re just a golfer. Most people don’t quit golf because they hate it. They quit because they’re stuck. Scores aren’t improving. Practice feels pointless. One bad hole ru
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Apr 81 min read


Clubhouse Yarns – After Round Recovery Tips
You finish the round feeling alright. Maybe even thinking, “That wasn’t too bad today.” Then the next morning you roll out of bed like you’ve aged ten years overnight. That’s golf. It doesn’t smash you all at once — it sneaks up quietly, round after round, until something starts barking. These aren’t high-performance recovery hacks. They’re simple things that help you pull up better so you can play again next week without feeling cooked. Don’t pretend dehydration
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Apr 11 min read


What Golf Ball Should I Use? (Stop Guessing and Get It Right)
If you’ve ever wondered: 👉 “What golf ball should I be using?” You’re not alone. It’s one of the most common questions in golf — and most people are just guessing. They either: Play whatever their mate uses Grab what’s on sale Or default to a Pro V1 because it sounds right But here’s the reality: 👉 Most golfers are playing the wrong golf ball for their game. Why Choosing the Right Golf Ball Actually Matters The golf ball isn’t just something you hit — it directly affects:
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Mar 282 min read


Range Chat – Are You Actually Enjoying Practice?
Be honest for a second. When you head to the range or the practice green, are you genuinely keen — or does it feel like something you should do, not something you want to do? If practice feels slow, repetitive, or boring, you’re not alone. And you’re probably not getting much out of it. Good practice shouldn’t feel like punishment. When it’s done properly, focus sharpens and improvement actually sticks. Why practice feels like a drag: Mindless repetition. Same c
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Mar 271 min read


Range Chat – DIY Golf Yarns
RANGE CHAT VERSION From time to time — and let’s be honest, it’s probably way more often than I should admit — I get absolutely sucked into the YouTube golf vortex. It usually starts innocently enough. One quick video. Five minutes. Just checking something. Next minute it’s an hour later, I’ve changed my grip twice, rebuilt my backswing in my head, and I’m standing in the lounge room doing slow-motion practice swings while my family wonders where it all went wrong. I’m a s
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Mar 201 min read


Clubhouse Yarns – What Are the Different Types of Golf Balls (And Why You Should Actually Care)
If you’re playing whatever ball you found in the bushes last week, fair enough. But if you’re actually trying to score better, the type of golf ball you play does matter. Most golfers are playing a ball that doesn’t suit their swing, and it quietly costs them distance, control, and consistency. Golf balls differ in layers, compression, spin, and feel. Tour performance balls are built for fast swing speeds and low handicaps. They’re brilliant if you can compress t
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Mar 181 min read


Range Chat – High vs Low Compression Golf Balls: What Actually Matters
If you’ve ever stood in a golf shop staring at ball boxes wondering what compression actually means, you’re not alone. Compression refers to how much a golf ball deforms at impact. Low compression balls compress more easily. High compression balls require more force. A ball only performs as designed if you compress it enough. High compression balls suit faster swing speeds and consistent strike. When compressed properly, they offer efficient launch and spin contro
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Mar 131 min read
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