Clubhouse Yarns – Golf Drinking Games for 2 Players

Some rounds are about scorecards. 

Others are about beating one mate and reminding him about it forever. 

When it’s just two of you, drinking games hit harder — nowhere to hide. 

Mulligan Madness: 

Every mulligan costs a sip. 

Fairway or Fail-Way: 

Miss fairway = drink. Hit fairway = mate drinks. 

Three-Putt Punishment: 

Three-putt = finish drink. 

Hazard Play: 

Water or bunker = drink. 

Even or Odd: 

Choose holes. Finish drink before hole ends. 

Beer Handicap: 

Subtract one stroke per drink. 

Chip-In Chaos: 

Chip-in = mate drinks. 

Longest Drive, Shortest Drink: 

Shortest drive drinks chosen sips. 

Final word: 

Keep it fun. Keep it safe. Keep it moving. 

Join the Conversation: 

What’s the most dangerous two-player drinking rule you’ve played? 

Disclaimer – Clubhouse Yarns 

This is a clubhouse yarn — opinions, observations, and the odd reflection from years around the game. 

Nothing more than a chat between mates. Take what resonates, leave the rest.